"Oh my goodness! You have built-in auto-tune! You better stop that mechanical crying soon!"
( Original / PG / incomplete )

( It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.  )



I don't know, I probably not writing any more of this because mostly I just need to not be belligerent towards my tv and stop listening to Major Lazer after 12 am.

"If you surrendered to the air, you could ride it."
( RPF / Chris Pine & Zach Quinto & others / NC-17 / complete )



FFFFFFF NOW WITH A LENS FLARE COVER GO TELL slodwick TO STOP BEING SO BLINDINGLY AWESOME

This is a cleaned-up version of the fic I wrote for this prompt over at trek_rpf_kink. This is porn, and it's not wholly nice porn at that.

I feel like I need to add: this is all lies. Dirty horrible lies.

( you might need me more than you think you will )




A/N: Yeah, I've never written porn before. That was ridiculously embarrassing.